HELLO WURLD! I realize I've not been blogging recently. Studying for my examz so I'm trying my hardest not to get on the computer.
Whats new? Well I'm obsessed with the 80s. It's not some 'cool edgy' obsession. It's got to the point where I watch Grease and Saturday Night Fever bawling my eyes out, singing 'Hopelessly devoted to you' with my Dad screaming shut up at me. Due to watching interviews with John Travolta I was also contemplating Scientology. WTF. I feel like I'm being brainwashed.
At school I'm bullying the teachers into marking my shit. 'WHERE THE FUCK WAS THE TEACHER?' 'She was at the hospital..' #awks. Poor thing, I'm like sending her to her deathbed FFS.
I've developed an acne breakout due to my stress. Been interviewing myself recently. I'll be in the kitchen cooking dinner and I'll be all 'Yeah, you know, you just have to follow your dreams.' 'Oh Juan from Mexico sent in a fan letter.' I'm saying all this bullshit thinking nobody's home, and then my Dad will come in, when I am miming using a fucking microphone. Think he is srsly hoping I'm not his child.
12 May 2012
3 May 2012
26 April 2012
VICE HAS A YOUTUBE
HI EVERY1! HOW YA DOING?
Vice has a youtube. *CONF3TTI IS THROWN*. Currently they've posted cool shit to do with Drake(mmm eye candy). And Brazilian ASSES. That's right boyz.
NGL the guy who starts talking thinks he's out of The Big Bang Theory and is monosyllabic but apart from that it's pretty good.
Vice has a youtube. *CONF3TTI IS THROWN*. Currently they've posted cool shit to do with Drake(mmm eye candy). And Brazilian ASSES. That's right boyz.
NGL the guy who starts talking thinks he's out of The Big Bang Theory and is monosyllabic but apart from that it's pretty good.
24 April 2012
ATTRACTIONZ/whatever
All of a sudden, I have pretty much given up with boyz. I find myself just not seeing the point. I mean, why do I need a boyfriend? For them to tell me I look good with 'sweat pantz hair tied chillin with no make-up on'? Yeah, actually, maybe. For real though, the dream of having a boyf and walking on the beach would in real life be taking my friend's dog to McDonalds pretending he's a human. This would be our first d8! (cute). We'd then politely be asked to leave by the staff, as animals aren't allowed in. Charlie (the dog) would put his middle paw up at da staff (I love bad boyz).
This 'IDGAF BOUT BOIZ' attitude has lead to a fashion miracle/disaster. I've now started sleeping in pj bottoms (obv), then waking up and wearing them out, with high socks and Doc Martens. I then put on green lipstick, keep the rest of my stunning face bare, and sweep my hair up with a scrunchie. I've had comments like 'u look lyk an avatar' or 'what happened to ur face', but I brush it off. Coz' guess what? THEY JUST JEALZ- H8RZ STEP TO THE BACK.
OH I also occasionally put those fake bindies on. Whatever it looks alt so I ain't complaining. And I wear fake tattoos that are peeling off.
It's liber8ing though. Today I wore a GAP hoodie, and the PJ bottoms are GAP so I thought I looked like a GAP model. I was shaking my hipz and catwalking down the street, when I bend down to tie my laces up, and I see Tarzan. My legs look like a French girl's armpit. F DAT.
This 'IDGAF BOUT BOIZ' attitude has lead to a fashion miracle/disaster. I've now started sleeping in pj bottoms (obv), then waking up and wearing them out, with high socks and Doc Martens. I then put on green lipstick, keep the rest of my stunning face bare, and sweep my hair up with a scrunchie. I've had comments like 'u look lyk an avatar' or 'what happened to ur face', but I brush it off. Coz' guess what? THEY JUST JEALZ- H8RZ STEP TO THE BACK.
OH I also occasionally put those fake bindies on. Whatever it looks alt so I ain't complaining. And I wear fake tattoos that are peeling off.
It's liber8ing though. Today I wore a GAP hoodie, and the PJ bottoms are GAP so I thought I looked like a GAP model. I was shaking my hipz and catwalking down the street, when I bend down to tie my laces up, and I see Tarzan. My legs look like a French girl's armpit. F DAT.
19 April 2012
15 April 2012
5 April 2012
MEETING ODD FUTURE
So, I've been obsessed with 'OFWGKTA' for some time now. Ok, I may not know ALL their songs but swaggin' down to school blasting 'F666 THE POLICE' is close enough 4 me. I also went as Tyler The Creator for Halloween. SNM bbz.
A week ago, Domo Genesis tweeted about weed or something so I replied. I (kinda as a joke, thinking nothing would come ov it) tweeted my number. All of a sudden I get an unknown call. OMG. It was Domo. So long story short we planned to meet him in Shepherds Bush, but we were in PJS (it was like midnight, BADASS), so we're frantically hurrying to get into some decent clothes. Didn't work- we looked a mess. So we're running for the bus, he's DMing us like 'hurry up'. The buses aren't coming. Again I'm really rushing this story. They're staying at the K-WEST hotel, and as we're late they tell us to not bother coming. F DAT. We still come. We're passing Shepherds Bush about to get out the bus, and by some MIRACLE we see Domo and some others. We run and it's Hodgy, we talk to him off a side road, and then Jasper and Domo come. They seem tired. Domo doesn't speak. We're in a st8 of shock but trying to play it cool. Hodgy, my lovah, invites us back to the van to 'get high and drunk.' Awkx since I'm anti drugs and panic attack. Lolz. Jasp + Domz go to get some Rum or Gin or some shit. We're talking to Hodgy and Olivia is putting on this whole ' I h8 ur music, I don't give a shit' attitude cos they like that. Me on the other hand, is being my usual self. 'I feel like DANCING.' Hodgy replies 'We don't dance. We just get wasted.' Lolz. gr8. I looked like some anxious puppy who has ADHD. Kinda killed my 'cool' 'edgy' image. Left brain comes trotting over reeking of weed. He says he likes my jumper. w00p. Odd Taco literally runs over, says something, then dissapears. HAHAHAAHAHAHAH. Then we all go back to the van, first nearly getting hit by a car. No joke on the road to the K-WEST, I see Jasper pissing on a car, them throwing cones about. I'm like SHIT MAYN THIS IZ CRAY. I muttered as if I was a rebel 'ehehehe we should burn da bush, cos we're in Shepherds Bush.' Olivia, trying to still play the badass card says 'fuck this let's just go.' Left Brain apologizes for 'scaring us' and we go onto the van. It's huge and has like dark blue lights and leather seats. And bunkbeds! :"") I went to step outside but couldn't open the door so poor Domo had to help me. I stand there hyperventilating, like 'IS THIS 4REAL????????AHHHHHHHHHHH!'. The joke that the one time I'm meeting them I look like the dogs diorrhea. They put on James Bond and I try and make conversation. Gay shit like 'I'm a rapper' (half joking) 'I'm half American', 'I mayk OF t-shirts.' You turn and Olivia is like 'I hate ur music.' Hodgy said to her 'I like you. YOU don't give a fuck.' Then you see me like sweating, a nervous wreck, constantly asking them when they're gonna hot box, because when they do, I'll need to step outside. At around 1:30, we kinda just walked out the van. I don't know why. We regret it. But TBH we had school. Probably the most surreal/cool night of my life.
RAH RAH RAH, yeah so there was more but this is so long. We have videos which I'll put up on youtube. Lolz Olivia took them 'subtly.'
If you wanna know more, comment and I'll holler!!
ANNZ XXXXXXXXXXXXX
A week ago, Domo Genesis tweeted about weed or something so I replied. I (kinda as a joke, thinking nothing would come ov it) tweeted my number. All of a sudden I get an unknown call. OMG. It was Domo. So long story short we planned to meet him in Shepherds Bush, but we were in PJS (it was like midnight, BADASS), so we're frantically hurrying to get into some decent clothes. Didn't work- we looked a mess. So we're running for the bus, he's DMing us like 'hurry up'. The buses aren't coming. Again I'm really rushing this story. They're staying at the K-WEST hotel, and as we're late they tell us to not bother coming. F DAT. We still come. We're passing Shepherds Bush about to get out the bus, and by some MIRACLE we see Domo and some others. We run and it's Hodgy, we talk to him off a side road, and then Jasper and Domo come. They seem tired. Domo doesn't speak. We're in a st8 of shock but trying to play it cool. Hodgy, my lovah, invites us back to the van to 'get high and drunk.' Awkx since I'm anti drugs and panic attack. Lolz. Jasp + Domz go to get some Rum or Gin or some shit. We're talking to Hodgy and Olivia is putting on this whole ' I h8 ur music, I don't give a shit' attitude cos they like that. Me on the other hand, is being my usual self. 'I feel like DANCING.' Hodgy replies 'We don't dance. We just get wasted.' Lolz. gr8. I looked like some anxious puppy who has ADHD. Kinda killed my 'cool' 'edgy' image. Left brain comes trotting over reeking of weed. He says he likes my jumper. w00p. Odd Taco literally runs over, says something, then dissapears. HAHAHAAHAHAHAH. Then we all go back to the van, first nearly getting hit by a car. No joke on the road to the K-WEST, I see Jasper pissing on a car, them throwing cones about. I'm like SHIT MAYN THIS IZ CRAY. I muttered as if I was a rebel 'ehehehe we should burn da bush, cos we're in Shepherds Bush.' Olivia, trying to still play the badass card says 'fuck this let's just go.' Left Brain apologizes for 'scaring us' and we go onto the van. It's huge and has like dark blue lights and leather seats. And bunkbeds! :"") I went to step outside but couldn't open the door so poor Domo had to help me. I stand there hyperventilating, like 'IS THIS 4REAL????????AHHHHHHHHHHH!'. The joke that the one time I'm meeting them I look like the dogs diorrhea. They put on James Bond and I try and make conversation. Gay shit like 'I'm a rapper' (half joking) 'I'm half American', 'I mayk OF t-shirts.' You turn and Olivia is like 'I hate ur music.' Hodgy said to her 'I like you. YOU don't give a fuck.' Then you see me like sweating, a nervous wreck, constantly asking them when they're gonna hot box, because when they do, I'll need to step outside. At around 1:30, we kinda just walked out the van. I don't know why. We regret it. But TBH we had school. Probably the most surreal/cool night of my life.
RAH RAH RAH, yeah so there was more but this is so long. We have videos which I'll put up on youtube. Lolz Olivia took them 'subtly.'
If you wanna know more, comment and I'll holler!!
ANNZ XXXXXXXXXXXXX
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